The Challenge: Indian cooking depends on Bhuna (slow sauteing), Tadka (tempering with hot oil), and fire. A microwave, meanwhile, just vibrates water molecules until they get hot. Can I cook a legitimate Sunday Lunch (Dal, Rice, Aloo Gobi, Roti) using ONLY a microwave?

RICE
DAL
ROTI
ALOO GOBI
PAPHAD
THE RADIATION PLATTER

> DISH 1: THE RICE (EASY MODE)

LOG: 12:00 PM

Input: 1 cup Basmati, 2 cups water.

Action: High Power, 12 Minutes.

Result: Perfectly fluffy. I was shocked. Why do we even use pressure cookers?

TASTE RATING: 9/10

> DISH 2: THE DAL (THE EXPERIMENT)

Dal usually needs pressure. In a microwave, it needs patience.

LOG: 12:20 PM

Input: Yellow Moong Dal, Turmeric, Salt, Water.

Process: Microwaved for 20 minutes. It kept boiling over.

WARNING: VESSEL OVERFLOW. TURMERIC STAINS EVERYWHERE.

The Tadka Problem: You can't fry mustard seeds in a microwave easily. I put oil and seeds in a bowl and nuked it for 2 mins. The seeds popped... weakly. It lacked the smoky flavor.

TASTE RATING: 6/10 (Edible, but soulless)

> DISH 3: ALOO GOBI (SURPRISE SUCCESS)

Steaming vegetables is what microwaves do best.

LOG: 01:00 PM

I tossed cauliflower and potatoes in oil and spices. Covered with cling film (poked holes).

Cooked for 8 minutes.

Result: The spices infused surprisingly well. The texture was soft, not mushy.

TASTE RATING: 8/10

> DISH 4: THE ROTI (THE IMPOSSIBLE)

This is where hubris met reality. Roti needs direct flame to puff up.

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LOG: 01:30 PM

I rolled out the dough. Put it on a plate. Nuke for 30 seconds.

Result: It turned into a frisbee. A hard, cracker-like disc of sadness.

I tried to eat it. It shattered. It was not a Roti; it was a weapon.

DENTAL HAZARD DETECTED.
TASTE RATING: 1/10

> THE TASTE TEST

I plated the meal. It looked visually correct (except the pale Roti).

Component Texture Flavor Verdict
Rice Perfect Neutral PASS
Dal Watery Raw MEH
Sabzi Soft Good PASS
Roti CONCRETE Flour FAIL
Papad Soggy Stale FAIL

> CONCLUSION

The microwave is a steamer, not a fire. It respects water, but it disrespects wheat. You can survive on Microwave Rice and Sabzi. But a life without a charred Roti is a life half-lived.

Electricity Bill Impact: Minimal. Dignity Impact: Severe.